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1. There was a person, mentioned in the book The Darwin Awards, that decided to hold up a shop. This was dumb because, besides the obvious reason, A: It was a gun shop. B: The shop had gun customers in it. C: He had to step around a police car to get in. D: There was a policeman leaning against the counter. OK, this guy says "It's a holdup!" and fires off a few shots. He is immediately gunned down by the policeman and the clerk, with covering fire from the customers.
2. In BHMS, where I go to school, I have a job as a TA (Teacher Assistant) in the office. This guy calls, mid- April 2002: "Hi. I hear you have Thursday off." The receptionist answers: "Yes, we do." Guy: "Do you have Friday off?" Receptionist: "I'm sorry, but we don't." Guy: "Oh. I thought it was Memorial Day."

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