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Greetings, mortal.

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Christian's ***RECENTLY UPDATED 5-21*** Website! At this site, you can learn about me, download my software, and email me. Click on the links bar below.

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Email Me here.

The time is where you are.

Some Things About Me:

These are the things I think are cool (in no particular order):

  1. Reading.

  2. Astronomy.

  3. Dungeons and Dragons. See my page on D&D. If you don't like D&D, check out the essays on this site.

  4. Camping.

  5. Hiking (aka Forced Marching).

  6. Backpacking (as above, but with a 40lb pack on your back).

  7. Fantasy (especially the Sword of Truth and Dragonlance books).

  8. Writing fantasy. Check my Stories and Essays page.

  9. Playing select computer games. See the list.

  10. Chess
  11. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
  12. Amateur Radio. See <my new site>.

If you look for me online, my email is starmaven@inorbit.com. My screen name is usually Equilibrium42.

List of 10 things that Annoy Me:

10. People who, I quote, say "It's cool to lose brain cells!" I swear.

9. People who curse every other word.

8. People who call going 5 miles from their house in their fully equipped RV "camping".

7.  Moronic web pages.

6. Teachers. (Some teachers are nice).

5. Incredibly, world-encompassingly stupid people.

4. Skateboarders. (You know who you are.)

3. People who break the school rules/law and brag about it.

2. My 10-year-old sister.

And finally:

1. People who use "AIM talk". Example " u r cool, b4 u werent " I mean, geez, it really is a pain to type those 2 extra letters of "you" and "are", is it? If you ("u") type this way it only shows that you are LAZY, and that you ENJOY SPELLING THINGS WRONG because you are MIND-BLOWINGLY STUPID! If you have a problem with this, [email me]. If you use AIM and you type this way, you are a LOSER!!! (Note: I am not talking about people who use emoticons ":) :( :-) 8)" etc. These were invented by the Internet community as a way of expressing emotion in an otherwise emotionless environment. I have uses for these, on occasion. They are fine. But GREAT ASVADAN (definition) those people are STUPID. Honestly, one of them asked me "r u an elf or somthing?" (typos intended) when I typed correctly. 2 words: TYPING TUTOR!!!!!!)   

Here's another list that describes me:

List of Things that are Interesting about me:

  1. I have Asperger's Autistic Disorder. Also called the "geek syndrome," this syndrome makes antisocial and sometimes not a good person to be around. I don't think of this as a deficit, though.

  2. I can program in 5 different languages.

  3. I have 1 brother and 1 sister. (I know, that isn't very interesting.)

  4. I can speak 2 languages: English and German. I can also get the gist of something said in Latin, French, Spanish, etc.

  5. I have written a >60 page novel. It's not done yet. It's not likely to be anytime soon.

  6. I have lived in 6 different countries: America, Bahrain, Costa Rica, Estonia, Austria, and Germany.

  7. I have visited innumerable countries and most of the continental US.

  8. I have hiked in 7 different countries.

  9. I have hiked a branch of the Grand Canyon.

  10. I have made up my own language. Nai'tensethar quinoth'taran!

 

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